"If I was a deer, I would not choose to live in Boone!" -Reecie
"Margaret's speaking her cake language and I'm not trackin'!" -Faith
"It's gonna be Survival of the Fittest around here... aka, Aunt Elizabeth." -Sarah
"It's all Elijah's world and we're just living in it!" -Sullivan
"All generalizations are lies!" -Mastin
"It's times like these that make me wish I had inherited Father's toenails!" -Kate
Kate: "My cheeks hurt when I'm chewing on something sweet and smiling... Does that never happen to you?"
Sarah: "I think you just have a bad nervous system in your face."
"Lucy, when you get married, marry the right man... and elope!" -Grandmother
"Sarah is a third world driver!" -Kate
"Mom, I just want you to know that I don't feel up to having kids right now." -Truman
"Louie L'Amour books are like eating corn dogs roasted over an open fire..." -Hudson
"The vibes in this room are outta control... time for an aerial selfie!" -Sarah
"Reading Thomas Aquinas is like those fancy meals in Ratatouille made out of a green tomato and a toothpick." -Hudson
"I heard somebody say 'Chris' and I got a warm fuzzy!" -Sarah
"I have a congestion headache in my eyebrows!" -Lucy
"Sarah, because it's Christmas, I'll let you choose the air freshener I use on the carpet!" -Peter
"If I knew what these were, I would love them!" -Truman (opening presents)
Abi: "I should make an audiobook!"
Mastin: "Yeah, with Japanese sound effects!"
"Text Me is the texting app for homeschoolers because nobody wants to pay the phone bill!" -Abby
Lucy: "A person wants to know what you want for Christmas and I'm supposed to ask you..."
Sarah: "Does this person have a lot of money?"
Sarah: "You'd drive slower if you ever got into a bumper cruncher."
Kate: "Um, do you mean a fender bender?"
"The dynamics in this room are off... Somebody needs to leave!" -Sarah
"Abby is the best, if she ever leaves me... I'm going with her!" -Ian
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