Thursday, January 7, 2016

a few more...

"I need to STOP, and reevaluate my life!" --Sarah Waldrop

"Mother, I think I should take a shower. Is that a good thing to do?" --Johnny

"Johnny likes pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks--he's a white girl!" --Wendy

"Well, that's just the way I spell it. Don't be racist." --Hope

"My sinuses are dead, because I smelled Jackson's sock... and the fumes are in my urinary system." --Hope


"[Pharaoh] wanted to kill all of the babies except girls." #6thgradeRE

"So, at the very beginning, God made Eve out of Adam's rib, so that means that Eve is Adam's... sister?"   #6thgradeRE