Faith: "I can't imagine having multiple wives... or multiple husbands, for that matter..."
Sarah: "Yeah, the whole submission thing would be totally outta control."
"If you give me a 2 and a 3 to make Yoda, what do you get? Nothing, because that makes zero sense! Get it? Nothing... zero sense?" -Mastin
"Get yourself some Chapstick so you can kiss a baby!" -Ian
"Well, if you know, Lucas is Aunt Molly's newest baby..." -Truman
"I think Lucas takes after me. He looks like me." -Silas
"If this was ten years ago, we'd all be sent to bed by seven for being silly." -Sarah
Sarah: "Hannah, you're worse than an American! You're a redneck!"
Kate: "I'm insulted!"
"Do not judge a man according to his driving... his wife might be having a baby!" -Ian
"I was NOT running away... I was gonna kick him, but I had to get my slippers on first." -Truman
"Friends ask if they can be a bridesmaid in your wedding, but true friends demand to be your DJ at the reception!" -Sarah
These are the kinds of discussions we have around the dinner table...
"Is the person homeschooled the homeschooler, or is he the homeschoolee and the parent is the homeschooler?" -Daddy
"You know they're about to trash-talk somebody when they open with 'Bless her heart'..." -Sarah
"I just got a very strong thrill of body odor!" -Anna
And these are the kinds of conversations Faith and I have whilst running...
"If a creepy man jumped up behind us, I'd slap you upside the head for warning and take off down the road... we'd be running 2-minute miles!" -Sarah
"I woke up to the sound of the John Barrys coming out of their holes..." -Mastin
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