“Father, our family is like herding
pigs! We are so hard to get together!” -Kate
“Faith, you're like a mother to me,
and yet I do not appreciate it.” -Sarah
Old man: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Kate: “No”
Old man: “Are you sure?”
Kate: “Yeah.”
Old man: “Well, you could get one
here.”
Faith: “Judge not lest thou be
judged, as the good book says.”
Kate: Whoa! Faith said something that
the good book actually says.”
“Do not judge a man according to his
speeding. His wife might be having a baby.” -Ian
“Sarah! You're drinking coffee...
AGAIN! Oh sometimes you just suffocate me.” -Silas
Silas (while wrestling): “YOU'RE
gonna pay for the doctor bill!!”
Andrew: “For what?”
Silas: “For killing me!”
"May your sticky arms ever grow big." -Lauren (Think about this one)
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