"Anne of Avonlea makes me want to go to the knoll and lie in the grass and read... but then I think, cows." -Anna PB
Sarah: "People are always talking about 'safe spaces' where nobody is supposed to be mean to you and they will hear you out even if you're talking nonsense..."
Chris: "Boy, that'd be nice to have in our house."
Peter: "What's that city... the one in that movie that has the tomato soup in it...?"
Sarah: "Oh, St. Louis."
Peter: "Wow! How did you know that?!"
"I'm glad all my friends are popular with my family... I don't have any edgy friends!" -Mastin
"I've gotten lots of compliments on my eyebrows... somebody thought I was Mormon because of my eyebrows!" -Margo
"Babe, these diapers have a pocket in the back to keep the poop from coming out... I never bought something so fast!" -Chris
Sarah: "So you're saying he never keeps his trap shut?"
Kristen: "He definitely doesn't keep his trap shut... he doesn't even have a trap door ON his trap!"
"I love your water bottle! It's so eco-chic!" -Aunt Rebecca
"By the time this whole quarantine thing is through, we're ALL going to be awkward homeschoolers!" -Anna PB
"Every time Father has a beer, I have to taste it in order to reaffirm the fact that I dislike it." -Reecie
"If everyone loses their jobs and stops earning money, maybe we'll just have to have community toilet paper and we'll all learn world peace or something." -Anna PB
"'Calvinism' is one of those words that gives some people the warm fuzzies and makes other people run out of the room screaming..." -Dr. Blackburn
"Esther, if I were you I'd cook that to DEATH! Do. Us. Part!" -Anna PB
Aunt Rebecca: "Did you know that they have hemp calming gummies for chicks?"
Sarah: "Wow... that's a deep and dark recess of the Internet right there."
"I don't do much on Facebook... all I do on Facebook is snooze all my woke friends." -Kristen
Anna PB: "You know how when you're pregnant and your nostrils get wider?"
Esther: "That is NOT true!"
Anna PB: "I mean, you SMELL more!"
Chris: "Yeah that was sometime back in July 2019 BC."
Sarah: "Uh, BC?"
Chris: "Yes. Before Coronavirus."
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