Yet Even More Quotable Quotables!

Hannah, while writing: "Ugh, I have to add 'narp' to the dictionary!"
Mastin: "If it makes you feel any better, 'turckle' got autocorrected too."


Mastin: "That chicken was lying on its side..."
Mom: "That's weird, chickens aren't supposed to lay on their sides!"
Mastin: "Yeah, that's what I told it."


"I don't drink Shepherd's milkshakes any more because he puts baby powder in them." - Truman


Dad: "Nothing gives a dad more joy than seeing all his children sitting around the table together."
Shepherd: "Especially if they're not bitter and complaining, 'Dad! Turn on the WiFi!!'"
Truman: "Yeah... speaking of that..."


Mom: "Has someone been playing air soft in the pasture?"
Lucy: "If they did the chickens would definitely eat the pellets."
Hannah: "I sure hope not - then we'd have air soft pellets in our eggs!!"


Hannah: "So Mastin, what's your relationship status?"
Mastin: "Well, I got a new airsoft gun and named her after my book crush."


"I have winner deodorant... it's for winners." - Reecie


"I used to think those days were weekly, you know, Ash Wednesday, Good Friday, Taco Tuesday..."    - Frank PB


Anna PB: "Hey look, there's a factory in a field! Maybe it's a milk factory."
Frank PB: "Do you see any cows?"
Anna: "No..."
Frank (after a pause): "Maybe it's a meat factory."


Peter (After Truman complained about the rationing of chocolate): "Truman, be happy with your denarius!"
Mastin: "I think it was a talent."
Peter: "No, and Truman doesn't have any talents anyway... or at least, they're definitely buried."


"Wow, that was a vibe cruncher! Like that didn't just damp the vibes, it WATERFALLED them!"
- Anna PB


-- A bunch of us are trying to do the Virginia reel on Rachel's Cabin in the middle of the night (and failing -- Frank PB: "The chickens are NOT organized!"


Frank: "Civil Air Patrol is the best thing that ever happened to me!"
Anna: "What about ME??"
Frank: "Oh, and Anna... Anna happened to me."


"You personified the biscuit and now I can't eat it!" - Anna PB


Silas: "Wow Sarah, you got a degree."
Sarah: "Yeah, in - "
Silas: "Hopkinsville!!"


"Most people get stoked about ice cream, but Mastin? Noooo, he gets wired about the Southern Secession." - Anna PB


"Yikes Lucy, that's scary! You could bottle that face and sell it for self defense!" - Kristen Pink.


Margo: "The deer is in deer heaven."
Lucy: "Or purgatory..."
Mastin: "Heck yeah!"


Anna PB discussing facebook: "Yeah man! They're ruling everything right now and saving up enough blackmail to embarrass everyone in the US until all humanity dies except them... sad days are coming!"


Kristen: "...You know, Arab gulf schools..."
Sarah: "Wait, you're teaching English at a Muslim golf course?!"


"Goodnight Truman, I'll punch you in the morning!" - Iain Wilson


Peter: "Lucy, imagine we're calvinists. Mastin, you're only sitting on that couch because it's God's will."
Mastin: "If I punch you is it still God's will?"
Peter: "As soon as you do it it is, and if you're one of the elect you'll go to heaven anyway. But then there's total depravity..."
Mastin: "...Yeah... I can rock that!"


"Hannah, you can throw water balloons at me at my wedding. You'll just be this old 40 year old with no teeth sitting on the sidelines throwing water balloons." - Mastin


"Lucy, if my arm falls off, will my head come off with it? How does that work?" - Danny Bburn


Truman: "I'm mad at society."
Mom: "Why?"
Truman: "Society ate ALL the cereal!"


"I was in love once... had all the symptoms: gushy stomach, fluttering intestines, the works!" - Mastin


"I get checks in the mail all the time! They're from my secret admirer; I told him I'm not available but he can send me money." - Reecie


(Anna PB, while filling out an application): "Oh my goodness! That thing said 'are you prone to fainting spells,' but I thought it said 'farting spells' and I had a mini panic attack cause I was like, 'I have to mark that!'"