Quotables

Lucy (while playing Bananagrams): "Guys, I have the best words... I even had the word 'blooper'."
Mastin: "Um, yeah... you spelled blooper wrong."
Sarah: "Deep irony, guys."

Peter: "I'm going downstairs for no apparent reason."
Mastin: "Let's all follow him downstairs for even less apparent reasons."
Truman: "Groupies!"

Mastin: "The Mast Store is in cahoots with The Lucky Pickle!"
Sarah: "... I think we need a few more details."

Frank (commentating on a game of John MacNab): "All the girls are being deer because they want to get caught by a man!"

"Is someone's phone ringing? Oh, it's Peter's tie." -Abby

"I don't hate theological discussions... I'd just rather talk about butterflies." -Anna (PB)

"It's great having lots of brothers, but you always go through a stage when all you want is... not brothers." -Lucy

"There's no end to what you can accomplish when you choose not to be a miserable cow." -Sarah

Anna (PB): "The application [to work at a camp] is wondering if I have trouble with falling out of bed."
Mastin: "I have trouble getting out of bed..."

Truman (while chasing Mastin's character in a video game), singing: "Bringing in the big dogs, the hot dogs, run sausage run!"

Uncle Michael: "Lauren, have you met the man you'll marry?"
Lauren: "I don't know if I have." 
Uncle Peter: "I haven't." 

"My mom knows everything there is to know about feet!" -Anna (PB)