'tis the season to be jolly

"I'm pretty sure the story of the Little Drummer Boy is in the apocrypha." -Sarah

"I wish I had a twin that had his license!" -Peter

Sarah: "I just do everything by the seat of my pants!"

Lucy: "I think you mean that you fly by the seat of your pants..."

"Hudson is getting married! Oh, I need to make him a pie!" -Aunt Rebecca

"If I say this, I'll get all the Calvinists on one side and free will on the other, and then all the people who can't decide in the middle... Who may, by the way, be the wisest of the bunch!" -Dr. Blackburn

"Hudson should write a book... 'Taking Her By the Hand: An Honest Account of a Speedy Courtship'." -Sarah

"You know something's wrong when even your refugee friends think you're behind technologically!" -Abi

"Somehow I feel like Mastin is the only person who can get away with telling horror stories as jokes." -Daniel

"Thanksgiving at our house is like one massive game of Tetris." -Sarah

Uncle Michael: "Tomorrow you will be number 2 on my priority list!"

Sarah: "What's number 1?"

Uncle Michael: "I don't know yet but I'm sure it'll come up."

"I'm pretty healthy but I'm not hard core healthy... I don't eat cage free tomatoes or anything." -Sarah

"I have wisdom in music theory, nail polish, and earrings... And that's about it!" -Faith

"Are y'all having tacos? Because all I see is applesauce." -Lucy

"By the time I get married, Barry Mountain is gonna be a tourist trap!" -Truman

"You smell like my childhood!" -Aunt Rebecca

"I have never actually read all of the Narnia books... So therefore I am naturally the object of scorn and ridicule amongst my family..." -Dr. Blackburn

"All those ab workouts must be paying off because you're so much smarter than me now!" -Ian

"Abby tickled me the other day and I was completely helpless... as like unto Job, desiring to return to my mother's womb." -Ian

"That prayer was nice and long... I was able to catch my breath and let it out again!" -Aidan

"Abby is like an aloof pelican, flitting over the waters of love and yet unmoved." -Ian

"That's the only movie I've seen that I can watch and remain myself!" -Anna Blackburn