Great Books III - Proud to be a Scholite

"You know you've found a kindred spirit when you're looking at the blueprints of a Cistercian monastery and somebody pipes up, 'That looks like Redwall Abbey!' "

"Next question for the first date: 'What direction does your church face?' If they answer, 'East, towards Jerusalem' then you can date him. If he says 'forward' or 'towards change', lose that guy!"

"Charlemagne was such a troublemaker. He started that whole Filioque Scandal. Doesn't that sound like a Drudge Report headline? The Nicene Creed was never the same."

"Quick, make the sign of the cross! Oh wait, I can't do that, I'm not Catholic!"