Father "What do you want?"
Anna "A true sister date when you sit around talking about your feelings and not smacking your kids!"
June 27, 2022
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Father: "I liked a girl in highschool and she had a boyfriend. But it didn't stop me from asking her to play tennis!"
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Discussing financial stability for marriage...
AT: "So, what are our action steps?"
Abby: "Marry Nathan!"
Hannah: "Tweak my Eharmony profile!"
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Lucy: "Esther brings out my inner southern lady."
Mastin: "Let's be honest, we all have our inner southern lady."
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Silas was rapping "coming in hot" on the way home from church...
Father: "Is he speaking in tongues?"
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Charis: "When Abby gets married we should get rid of the bunk beds and get a queen!"
Margo: "I'm not going to sleep with you for the rest of my life!!"
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Lillian:
"Name a celebrity that starts with a K!"
Margo:
"Kipper!"
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Margo: "According to mother, q-tips are very dangerous!"
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Mother: "If anyone's watering that out of kindness to me...stop." (Talking about her droopy peace plant).
Quotable Coronavirus Quotes and Comments:
(Mostly from the early weeks of the pandemic)
Mother: "I feel like going to one of the smaller stores...every crazy person goes to Walmart."
Charis: "After this we will know ALL the essentials we need to buy...like frozen fruit and peanut butter and raisins."
"I'll just go over there and say, "give me food or I'll sneeze on you!"
-Father
-(talking about the Corinavirus and getting food from the Kennedy's.)
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Uncle Michael:
"FOMO FLASH UPDATE: Too late for TP, it's gone. All Reliable Sources reporting Frozen Vegetables are next! FLASH FOMO. 😷."
We might all starve to death, but at least we'll have TP!" -anonymous
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Aunt E: "Less than ten means taco Tuesday ought not to meet... If we abide by these higher guidelines."
Sarah: "Wow, the JBs should have thought about this before having 11 kids."
Mother: "We planned ahead, Sarah, and made sure there were only five kids at home when the virus hit!🤓"
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Emily: Two things I didn’t expect to encounter here:
1. A guy in a public park waving a handgun and bragging about how many people he could (theoretically) shoot, and
2. An official restriction on how many people are allowed to worship together.
Oh, well. It’s still America. I feel like writing a country song...
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Sarah: "The world is shutting down, but prayer and spring cleaning continue! Keep busy and mop some floors."
"You failed to hoard enough TP.
You have died of coronavirus."
-Oregon Trail reference thanks to Matt Kolster
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I’m enjoying all the comments and perspectives...it pays to have a large family spreading across the globe. Hopefully our reason for not freaking out and loving those around us is that we believe in the resurrection of the body and the life everlasting.
Anna: "Given the empty grocery shelves here, I’m assuming the residence of Fort Hood and surrounding area will be subsisting on TP, salt, flour and hot chili peppers for the foreseeable future. I admit I was tempted to buy the last three limes but resisted the food hoarding urge. A good reminder that despite many empty shelves, our grocery stores here have an over-flow of abundance...except maybe for the elusive TP 😅"
Uncle Frank: "With all those Hot chili peppers they’re going to need the TP."
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Sarah: "Apparently amazon shoppers are wild for powdered milk. Dark times indeed."
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Emily: "We’re running low on many things here, most notably wine. Whether it’s being purchased for drinking, or because the bottles would be useful in the creation of Molotov cocktails, is something I won’t venture to guess."
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Kate: "Did anybody buy stock in a company that sells toilet paper?"
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William: "Hannah , you should be good, Putin has declared that there is no Coronavirus in Russia and outlawed it from coming in."
Father: "somebody sedate me!"
Mother "Are you I'll?"
Father: "No!"
"Everytime I feel a little tingle in me throat...is that you Rona?" -Credit goes to William P.
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