"By the time you got up there Sarah would have run you over because she does NOT stop for pedestrians or large leaves."
"You're like a walking Petri dish." -Candace
"Judging by the markings on Kate's feet she's had some contact with the natives already." -Noah
"Reese said it was decaf and I got scared." -Margo
"A cup of caffeine a day (and no more) keeps the....baby from jumping out." -Kate
Aunt Rebecca: "Everyone's gonna get hernias!"
Sarah: "From me!"
"I'm a dynamic cook. I season by smell and dance while I cook." -Faith
"You're so weak I could never harm you." -Candace
Kate: "Hold out your hand"
Uncle John: (making fists) "No! I don't want to be IVed!"
and some from Sarah's archives that seemingly did not make it to a published post...?
"Sorry guys! My logic just took a leap of faith!" -Sarah
(Talking about reception etiquette) "I'm gonna fake my departure, let all the noobs leave, and come back and party!" -Peter
"Hudson has an anti-baby-face." -Peter
"Axum Slater James! What a name! He's probably gonna grow up in Nevada and rob covered wagons." -Sarah
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