Funny Times Y'all

"I went to the chiropractor and he told me every injury I ever had!" -Peter

"Am I the only one who is weirded out by how well the Wal Mart lawns are kept?" -Lucy

"Lucy made some sassafras tea... Basically, she put some twigs in a pot and burnt them!" -Kate

"Mom didn't take her Vitamin C this morning because of Dr. Patrick!" -Lucy

"In the absence of my mind, I followed my stomach!" -Margaret Wilkes-Barry

"I have enough cookies for everyone to have one, except for Hudson to have two." -Aunt Rebecca

"In light of the present darkness, I have an inspirational Aunt Molly quote to share!" -Sarah

"Anybody who doesn't have a mobile number in this day and age is a dinosaur!" -Grandmother

"If you're looking for Danny, follow the teethmarks!" -Mrs. Blackburn