Saturday, March 12, 2016

the Sunday funnies (on a Saturday)

"Weddings around here are just like the fall ball... except with cake." -Mastin

"Chris is SO nice... he's like Kipper!" -Sarah

Sarah: "One day we'll laugh about this!"
Lucy: "Yeah, like in heaven!"

Aunt Rebecca: "Everyone's gonna get hernias!"
Sarah: "From ME!"

"How about we get some paint and you paint me and a piece of paint pops off me and I'll be flat dead." -Zebedee

"How about you box my face and I just kick you down?" -Zebedee

"One time, I put my glasses on and I thought the world was ending... the stars were so bright!" -Esther

"My dog let a stray cat into the house." -Kylie

"I just kissed a stubbly neck!" -Sarah

"Don't try backing in on me when you're diseased!" -Uncle John

"I talked to this guy who wasn't related to me... I mean, a guy who doesn't work there!" -Faith

"Let's fill the house full of babies, we could make thousands of dollars!" -Uncle John

"I have to pee... let me drink some more coffee!" -Sarah

"Kate and I have a healthy relationship based on mutual affirmation and free food!" -Sarah

"You can tell a lot about a mom by what she suggests you dip your marshmallow in." -Mastin

Johnston: "Did you guys ever play Ding Dong Ditch, when you ring the doorbell and then run away?"
Lucy: "We just called that being an annoying kid."

Lucy: "If Star Trek fans are called trekkies, what are Star Wars fans called?"
Sarah: "Nerds."

"If Jo runs the 5k she'd probably go into early labor... if she ran the half marathon, she'd have twins!" -Sarah

"Sometimes I wish I could return to my mother's womb!" -Kate

"Spend money and build relationships-- that's me!" -Kate

"Doesn't half-pasteurized just mean the cows were out in the pasture less?" -Lucy

Lucy: "I like barbecue chips."
Sarah: "Who's in a relationship?"
Lucy: "No, barbecue chips."
Sarah: "You have health benefits?!"
Lucy: "BARBECUE CHIPS!"

Peter: "William is getting a ride to the March for Life with a bishop from some lecture."
Sarah: "Wow, that just takes 'pastor's kid' to a whole new level!" 

"I'm considering running away from home... but first I need to make tea." -Lucy

And now a few from The Rook Club:

"Well, if I'm gonna say something, it would be that you girls can deal cards just as fast as you talk!" -GM

"I'm feelin' risky-- that's fo' sho'!" -GM

"I won by the skin of my chin!" -Abby

Sarah: "Grandmother, we should go out with a bang."
GM: "Or a whimper!"

"Punt it, Grandmother!" -Sarah (Meaning, "trump it")

(Kate, leading with a trump card): "Come forth, ya little birdies!" 

"In this round of Rook, our motto will be, 'Deflate Kate'!" -GM

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