Sunday, November 1, 2015

If You Need a Laugh...

"There are those that tiptoe and there are those that pitter-patter!" -Faith

Lucy: "If you're having long distance relationship problems, you should watch Robin Hood."
Sarah: "ROBIN HOOD?!"

"I don't like double names... I just like to get their name out of my mouth and move on with my life." -Julie

"Don't take a picture of that pumpkin! It has a shell and a pencil on it!" -Lucy

"Isn't there a proverb about quarreling on the rooftop with your wife?" -Peter

"I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT CHRIS...mas." -Sarah

"Do not pour new coffee into an old coffee mug, lest it burst the old coffee mug and it spill upon the ground and be wasted!" -Anna

"Ian has the best thighs! He has thighs to kill for!" -Esther

"The Christmas gift exchange can be summed up in that timely verse, 'outdo one another in showing favoritism'." -Sarah

"Guys, it's hard to go from zero to hero in 90 seconds flat!" -Kate

"Aunt Rebecca, if you wanted to get me a present for my birthday, bake me a pie crust!" -Faith

"I'm gonna yawn until my ears separate!" -Kate

"His eyes are SO BLUE... Like Ian's, only digitally remastered!" -Sarah

"I'm getting conflicting vibes..." -Faith

"I heard something in that conversation about 'reserving emotions' and I thought, better keep moving!" -Aunt Rebecca

"I get super insecure when I find a really good parking space because I just feel like, 'no way is this not handicapped!'" -Sarah

"Chris is actually really handsome. If I was a girl, I'd fall for him." -Silas

"If it weren't for Reecie in our lives, Lucy and I would be sworn enemies!" -Margaret

4 comments:

Peter said...

Lol! I'm not sure I needed a laugh but I got one! Thanks, Sarah!

Hannah said...

LIKE!!!

A laugh is always good.

We do say some strange things, though... ;)

Kate said...

I always LOVE reading the quotes. We are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

Margaret Barry said...

Those were really funny, but I don't remember saying that last one:)