"WHOEE! The jute mill is EXPLODED!"

"If I've learned anything out of life, it's this: don't fight the key change!" Faith

"When I was fourteen, I thought Juice Plus was only for homeschoolers. Talk about being sheltered!" Sarah

"You know you're living the good life when you have Pringles and watermelon for supper!" Mastin

Hannah: "Didn't that guy write 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye'?"
Kate: "Now it's 'How to Kiss Courtship... Hi!'"

"Look at us, two good eggs just waiting to topple off either to the left or to the right!" Grandfather 

"I wonder if the Newsies ever knew that they were adopted from separate families..." Truman

"I'm gonna go run jock wog!" Aunt Rebecca (run/walk/jog)

"I've got nothing better to do, might as well hold a gate!" Sarah

Uncle Michael: "There are three brothers on the mountain and we always disagree and we're always right!"
GM: "Well, John isn't here right now."
Uncle Michael: "If John were here, he would disagree." 

"That song reminds me of the time I lost a tooth at a Michael Kelly Blanchard concert and it rolled out and hit him in the foot!" Lucy

Aunt Rebecca: "Do you want your door open or shut?"
Lucy: "Sarah can decide, she's kind of the founding father of our room." 

"I am so thirsty, I could drink of a pine tree!" Finnan Kiser

And some Grandfather Duty jargon:

"First you have to create me and then you have to drag me down!" Kate

"Who boofed me? There has been some serious boofing going on here." Sarah

"You know things are getting out of control when you see your name stretching out for 12 hours with way too many question marks!" Sarah

"There's nothing worse than that sinking feeling you get when it's 3 in the morning and there's no more pineapple juice!" Abby

"Cut down on your calendars and focus!" Hannah