Some of the "Latest and Greatest"

"Lasagna is my love language!" -Aunt Elizabeth

"Don't sit on your eggs before you lay them!" -Kate

"That song is like, spiritual ownage! It makes me want to go save the lost and feed some babies and - and house some widows!" -Abi 

"My house has toilet water running through its joints!" -Aunt Rebecca

"A spoonful of Pogo helps the Nietzsche go down..." -Uncle Michael

"Hey Mom, my nostrils are whispering to me again." -Mastin

"Peter, if I wasn't a girl I would totally have a crush on you! ... I mean, if I wasn't your sister!" -Sarah

"Hot tea and hot pizza do not mix... it just solidifies the spice!" -Faith

"This reminds me of the time I was running through the Amazon with a knife in my boot! Those were the days!" -Kate

"I hate those moments when I think with my brain and not my mouth... I mean, my mouth and not my brain." -Sarah

"You know you've got a real friend when you can say that they've kept you from committing the happy dispatch -- many times!" -Kate

"If I have twins, I am going to name one Tim Jim and the other Jim Tim." -Mastin

"I felt like a dead goat once. It was when I was covered in flies!" -Kate

"The only way to get rid of all our junk is to get rid of all our junk." -Peter

"Go ahead and start the Bible study and then I'll share my statistic." -Sarah

"Chinese people use the John Barrys' computers at night." -Uncle Michael

"Today, Hudson pretended to shoot Aidan Kiser and then offered him a sandwich. All in a day's events!" -Kate

"I'm pretty sure the story of the Little Drummer Boy is in the apocrypha." -Sarah

"When Peter was little, he was so strong that he could carry himself around in a bucket!" -Truman

"When I grow up, I want to adopt triblets!" -Truman

"I'm not doubting you! I just... have a few questions." -Ian

"The Blackburns have organic sleds. Or maybe they're gluten-free." -Mastin

"Mastin, you need your helpfulness badge revoked!" -Peter

"I follow the vibes, Faith follows the music." -Sarah

"I don't believe in any shade of blue except Army blue! What is all this navy blue nonsense?" -William P.

"You only live once. You might as well have a chubby stage." -Sarah

"Some of the biscuits I got from from Dan'l Boone Inn for feeding the hogs were still warm... so I ate one." -Esther

"She shall be known by her laugh, whether she be lying down or standing up!" -Faith

"Ian! Your tea is strong of scent and great with cream!" -Faith

"Life is so unfair... especially when you're at the bottom of the food chain like the crocodiles in South America." -Mastin

"That's Kate for you -- ginger snaps and egg yokes." -Faith

"Kate! Get your mind out of the hospital!" -Anna

"A scumrade is like a comrade who is only in it for the money." -Mastin

"I need to brush my teeth, but between me and Grandfather and that walker, we've got ourselves a traffic jam!" -Grandmother

"You know you're not cultured when a seven-year-old Saudi kid says, 'were you born yesterday?'" -Lucy