Never a Dull Moment Around Here...

Provided by myself and others...

First, popular phrases:

"That's SO nostalgic!" -Abi

"Whoa, that's intense!" -Abby (repeated a million times a day)

"You're bogus!", "You're boge!" or even "You're bogus squared!" (said by everyone)

And Barry Mountain quotes...

"I love Mount Vernon! Mount Vernon and I just... connect." -Faith

"WHOA! I am eighteen years old, and I just discovered that marshmallow is spelled with an A and not an E in 'mallow'!! MIND. BLOWN." -Sarah

"My Shazam app isn't working for this Japanese koto music! Stupid Western phones!"

"You know you're watching the right Youtube videos when 'Connect with Muslim Singles' ads pop up!"

"When I think 'Post-Wedding-Stress-Disorder', I just see us lying on the beach, wrapped in towels, and drinking." -Anonymous :)

And, last but certainly not least, some Schola quotes...

(Speaking of Thomas Aquinas) "By the time he gets to Objection 2, he's pretty much powning everyone, and by Objection 3, everyone just feels all stupid and ashamed and like, 'Uh, gosh Aquinas, I feel dumb, can I go home now?'"

"Reginald's all like 'Can you please sum it up for us? Like, The Summa for Dummies?' and Tom's all, 'Sure, dude. Sure.'" (Reginald being Aquinas' secretary)

"Thomas Aquinas loves to use snazzy words, but he also likes to say 'beatitude' in his rich milky voice. Wearing his chainmail."

"DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR BIBLES?! ... Backsliders."

"Okay, Dante spoilers! ... Sorry guys."

"So when we get to Heaven - oops, we don't GET TO Heaven, we're IN Heaven! ... Uh, in the Resurrection..."

"Is the universe full of aliens? Absolutely! I mean, it's chuck full of angels! They're kinda other-worldly. They're weird. They're scary. Yeah."