GOOD TIMES

at CIU

"Puns, bluegrass and calculators...reminds me of home." -Carrie Belle

"This international smells like the spice I always hate!"

"I'm going to ask Steve to take over being MC for me so your dean can go to prison." -Dr. B

"The mosquito - the state bird of Siberia."

Kate: "If there was a guy on the hall I hope he didn't see me in my scivies."

Hannah: "Don't worry; his eyes were probably already full of girls."

"It makes sense if you just forget what it really says." -Kate

"The stalker cookies are gone; would you like the stalker hot chocolate that came with them?" -Meredith

(Joel gazes fondly at the John Deere mug handed him and observes a moment of silence. ) Carrie: "What's wrong Joel? You feelin' like you're from Indiana?"

"If you want humor in the Bible, Gideon is the dude." -Dr. C

"They sneak down the boulevard and catch a furtive ride."

"Eventually, you'll get to the year in which I live." -Mrs. C

Will: "Oh! I forgot to pray for a calm spirit!"

Joel: "I get really into this game."

Carrie: "Well ya'll can step outside and have a little prayer meeting and we'll play Settlers."

"We had a Holy Ghost good time prayin' over a brick."

"Ya'll ain't had no slap-yo-mama pineapple?!"

"I couldn't hardly talk to him he was acting so proper!" -Dr. R

"That's why he ain't married - he obeyed them yellow flags." -Ronnie

"Kate is over there praying for you all." -Dr. R

"Last night I came inside and the guys in my dorm were watching a movie. That movie was The Notebook; and I was embarrassed for my dorm." -Caleb

"Joshua starts out so good, and then it's like - put the brakes on!... hit a brick wall." -Tom

"There's a feud going on in our class... Don't pay any attention to it." -Dr. R

"I think anyone with more than three siblings oughtta be allowed to clep psychology." -Hannah

"He's gonna write: 'they were skirred.'"

Charles: "I met her once and she was...very graceful."

Dr. R: "She'll get around that gracefulness if you get on her nerves!"

"I should write a happy Bible." -Matt

"Your face was like: "dude, I'm not askin' what the commentary said!'" -Dr. R to Charles

Dr. R: "Wake up!"

Ronnie: "I wasn't asleep... I was meditating."

Dr. R: "Okay, let's just all meditate together."

"There goes that Fruit, leading rebels away from CIU on Prayer Day." -Carol

...AND MANY MORE